Top 10 signs you are likely to vote for Bush

10. You can’t speak a single sentence in English without making a mistake.

09. You believe it is a good thing if you are forced to re-locate to Bangalore.

08. You hate the French.

07. You make way too much money and are sick and tired of paying taxes.

06. You believe that the best way to spread freedom is to stuff democracy down other countries throats.

05. You have fallen for Cheney’s good looks.

04. You think the environment is nothing to be concerned about as long as your heater and air-conditioner are working fine.

03. You think that the guy you like to drink beer with is more likely to protect you and your family.

02. You don’t care what the rest of world thinks of America or its citizens.

01. You are afraid Bush will be born yet again and kick your ass if you don’t vote for him.

Author: Pran Kurup

Pran Kurup is founder and CEO of Vitalect, Inc.

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