10. He was sick of seeing Bob Woodward raking in the moolah for three decades.
9. At 91, it was about time he collected his real retirement package.
8. He was encouraging the FBI to come out with the truth on Iraq.
7. He was sick of hearing his grandson call him a “girlie-man”.
6. It was a pre-emptive strike before Al-Zawahri claims to be Deep Throat.
5. He saw Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. ad and had a change of heart (oops it was a heart attack!)
4. He heard that the Bush administration was planning to attack Iran because they had evidence that Deep Throat was living in Iran.
3. He had a Reagan moment.
2. Someone introduced him to President Bush as Deep Throat, the President said, “mmhh…that’s a nice name, never heard that before!”
1. Mark “Felt” it was time he finally took his own advice to follow the money!
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